Squirrels founded Squirrels of War as a casual, friendly guild, but under his quiet yet commanding leadership, it has grown into a powerhouse, conquering all of Classic and Kunark. A protector of the sacred squirrel boxes in East Commons, he ensures the golden nuts remain safe while also dedicating time to helping adventurers across Norrath. Whether crafting legendary guild lore or leading raids, Squirrels’ presence is always felt—especially if he speaks up in comms!

Canada – Shadow Knight

Ladybugs – Rogue

Elminster is the driving force behind Squirrels of War’s raids, keeping things moving with his booming voice and the occasional monologue. Whether he’s blasting enemies to ash as a wizard, juggling Plane of Sky handouts, or lost in “tell hell” smoothing out guild concerns, he’s always in the thick of it. A leader with both firepower and heart, Elminster ensures every raid runs like a well-oiled machine—sometimes literally.

Sslithssarr – Warrior

Halsin – Shaman

Geminie – Alleged Enchanter

Brongo has stepped up as a cornerstone of Squirrels of War’s raid leadership, dedicating countless hours—both in-game and in a server emulated sandbox—to perfecting strategies and making every raid more efficient. As a stalwart dwarven paladin, he holds threat with ease, boasting an enormous life pool that keeps him standing when others would fall. Reliable, consistent, and always ready to lead the charge, Brongo is both a rock-solid tank and a guiding force in the guild’s success.

Bwongo – Cleric

Clowney – Rogue

Eemo is the embodiment of chaos and ambition, a dark elf enchanter who thrives on bending the rules of reality. As the raid representative for Here There Be Monsters, he’s notorious for pulling off the impossible—soloing creatures that should be unkillable and tackling raid targets with only a handful of brave souls (because why bring 40 when four will do?). Whether he’s dismantling dragons, breaking encounters with sheer audacity, or diving into PvP instances to unleash destruction, Eemo takes risks and collects rewards. If there’s a challenge to be conquered (or a perfectly good plan to be ignored), you can bet Eemo is already three steps ahead.

Tpaine – Bard

Laminar is the backbone of Squirrels of War, an old-school officer who has done more behind the scenes than anyone can count. From creating the guild’s banking spreadsheets to serving as the go-to jewelcrafter, he keeps the gears of the guild turning with unmatched dedication. Lately, he’s been showing up to raids as Laminar, handling monkey business with big DPS and expert moves. Though he’s had to scale back raid time, his commitment to the guild remains rock solid, constantly supporting with admin work and making sure everything runs smoothly. Squirrels of War wouldn’t be the same without him!

Squawk – Ranger

Thoughtess joined Squirrels of War and immediately saw a need he could fill—then went above and beyond. Taking it upon himself to organize and lead epic progression nights, he has tirelessly guided guildmates through countless adventures, cementing himself as one of our most invaluable officers. Whether tracking raid attendance, handling loot distribution, or simply offering a helping hand, Thoughtess is always there, driven by kindness and a dedication to making the guild stronger. A true team player, he embodies what it means to be a Squirrel of War.

Kougar – Druid

Datank – Shadow Knight

Quna is the ultimate jack-of-all-trades in Squirrels of War, always stepping in wherever needed—whether it’s leading raids, pulling mobs, dishing out DPS, healing, or even managing loot with expert precision. As the original loot master, Quna ensures every item finds the right home, keeping raids running smoothly and efficiently. Beyond the battlefield, Quna has been organizing off-night raids to help guildmates catch up or secure much-needed gear. With a roster of alts ready to fill any role, Quna is always there to make sure the guild succeeds, no matter the challenge.

Kune – Ranger

Khune – Enchanter

Qunn  – Cleric

Qune – Necromancer

Qomer – Rogue

Petey may have taken a break, but now he’s back and proving that size means nothing when it comes to taking on a challenge. As a fearless gnome necromancer, he’s always pushing the limits, diving headfirst into tough encounters and helping lead Squirrels to victory. The only thing that truly terrifies him? Wasting precious bank space on multiquestable items! Whether commanding the undead or tackling the next big fight, Petey brings dedication, skill, and just the right amount of paranoia about inventory management.

Unkie – Shadow Knight

Shayye is a steadfast cleric and a dedicated supporter of the Squirrels’ way, bringing both loyalty and wisdom to the officer team. Always willing to lend a hand, he’s often found guiding new members and offering fresh perspectives in leadership discussions. Beyond healing the wounded, Shayye also works magic outside of battle—digging into UI customization with his XML skills to help guildmates optimize their setups. Whether in raids or behind the scenes, he’s always there, making the guild stronger one heal (or UI tweak) at a time.

Martholomew  – Magician

Taelyr – Ranger

Smeffanye joined the officer team to bring organization and excitement to Squirrels of War’s events, and they’ve already made a huge impact—helping to plan and pull off the legendary Squirrels Claus holiday celebration. Whether coordinating guild gatherings or keeping the raid force alive with well-timed heals and rezzes, Smeffanye is always ready to support the team. With a knack for both logistics and lifesaving, they make sure every event (and every adventurer) runs smoothly!

Chewbacca – Druid

Tattwin is the illustrious leader of Dial a Port, guiding travelers across Norrath one teleport at a time. When he’s not whisking adventurers to far-off lands for a handful of plat, he’s right there with Squirrels of War, lending his druidic magic to raids. Soft-spoken and genuine, Tattwin is the kind of person who’s always looking out for others—whether it’s through a timely heal, a well-placed port, or simply offering a helping hand. A true friend to all, he proves that even the smallest halfling can have the biggest impact.

Petsrwe – Magician

Mintel – Enchanter

Gludidar – Ranger

Healor – Cleric

Zuckerberg is one of the original Squirrels, helping lay the foundation of the guild in its earliest days. After some time away, he’s back and making an impact once again—organizing events, lending a hand to newer members, and ensuring the guild remains strong and welcoming. Whether behind the scenes or in the thick of the action, Zuckerberg’s dedication to the Squirrels’ legacy continues to shape the guild for the better.

Querm – Druid

Bazz – Ranger

Ixxa is a game-changer for Squirrels of War, revolutionizing the way we handle loot distribution by introducing and educating the guild on the OpenDKP system. Thanks to Ixxa’s dedication and personal time, our raids run smoother, and loot flows more efficiently than ever. Beyond being an innovator, Ixxa is always ready to lend a hand, offering support and guidance to the Squirrels’ raiders. Whether optimizing systems or standing alongside guildmates in battle, Ixxa’s impact is felt in every aspect of the guild.

Issa – Necromancer

Kaldak may not always be around, but his presence is forever felt in Squirrels of War—especially when someone reminds the raid to turn walk on before a fearing dragon. A powerful ogre shaman, Kaldak is known for slinging out buffs, offering strategic advice, and helping guide the team to victory. When he’s in the fight, his wisdom and support make all the difference, proving that even when he’s not there, his impact lingers in every raid.

Shendeavorelae is the ultimate Altoholic. Constantly leveling new characters and refusing to be tied down to just one, they are always ready to swap roles to whatever best serves the guild. Initially catching the officers’ attention with a simple one-page website to help onboard new recruits, Shendeavorelae has since taken on the ambitious task of building out a fully fleshed guild site. When not working behind the scenes, they’re contributing wherever possible—whether that’s supporting raids, helping guildmates, or most importantly, plaguing Elminster with endless indignation.

Aeryndel – Enchanter

Annastacia – Rogue

Elizal – Cleric

Silentfury – Ranger

Mikky – Rogue

Effie – Wizard

Adelwen – Bard

Multipass brings double the magic and triple the dedication to Squirrels of War, mastering both enchanter and wizard gameplay with precision and heart. As Velious rolled in, Multipass stood out by stepping up to coordinate raid pets—bringing calm to chaos and boosting team performance in a big way. Always available, always helpful, they’re a reliable presence both in and out of raids, supporting guildmates with a smile and a stun. Whether charming beasts or blasting mobs, Multipass is pure group utility in squirrel form.

Gnomepoleon – Wizard

Mlem – Necromancer

Imtrying – Cleric

Meatpopsicle – Shadow Knight